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what to do with a deer tongue

Posted By: whitewing maniac

what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 02:52 PM

http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/deertongue.asp

Girl you nasty. And sick
Posted By: Schpanky

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 02:56 PM

loco
Posted By: redchevy

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 02:58 PM

I aint opening that.
Posted By: whitewing maniac

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:00 PM

There are no pics in the story, thank God.
Posted By: Navasot

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:07 PM

I need to meet this chick... just out of curiosity
Posted By: TooLow

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:08 PM

Pure nasty TRASH there!
Posted By: HuntnFly67

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:14 PM

This one time at deer camp....
Posted By: Gill_97

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:17 PM

I think I've met her before. bolt
Posted By: Grosvenor

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:21 PM

Oh who hasn't done that a time or two...
Posted By: hook_n_line

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:26 PM

eek2
Posted By: stxranchman

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Navasot
I need to meet this chick... just out of curiosity

Was the said tongue in cheek Nav? peep grin
Posted By: txshntr

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:27 PM

wtf
Posted By: redchevy

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:28 PM

Originally Posted By: stxranchman
Originally Posted By: Navasot
I need to meet this chick... just out of curiosity

Was the said tongue and cheek Nav? peep grin


Is this why your not married?

Dang you just gotta think... if a rotting deer tongue seemed like a good idea id hate to hit that guys garage with a black light, every shovel handle in the place would look like a lightsaber from star wars!
Posted By: stxranchman

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:44 PM

Wonder is she had the correct type of license... whistle
Posted By: Curly

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:46 PM

peep
Posted By: whitewing maniac

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:49 PM

I wanna know if it was a buck or doe, want all the facts. Bet she was a hoot at deer camp ( if hubby let her go).
Posted By: Navasot

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:54 PM

Originally Posted By: redchevy
Originally Posted By: stxranchman
Originally Posted By: Navasot
I need to meet this chick... just out of curiosity

Was the said tongue and cheek Nav? peep grin


Is this why your not married?

Dang you just gotta think... if a rotting deer tongue seemed like a good idea id hate to hit that guys garage with a black light, every shovel handle in the place would look like a lightsaber from star wars!


Im sure the tongue was fresh when she did this...
Posted By: TexFlip

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:55 PM

Cat got your tongue? bolt
Posted By: redchevy

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:56 PM

Nav... I don't think freshness really matered to her hell she left it there barf
Posted By: Navasot

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 03:59 PM

Originally Posted By: redchevy
Nav... I don't think freshness really matered to her hell she left it there barf


Just sayin... shes gota be interesting... and sounds like shes just trying to save the marriage by spicing things up and not cheat on the poor fella. you know cuz its your deer
Posted By: redchevy

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Navasot
Originally Posted By: redchevy
Nav... I don't think freshness really matered to her hell she left it there barf


Just sayin... shes gota be interesting... and sounds like shes just trying to save the marriage by spicing things up and not cheat on the poor fella. you know cuz its your deer


I thought that only applied if it involved peanut butter and YOUR dog roflmao
Posted By: JRJ6

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:07 PM

peep
Posted By: stxranchman

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:09 PM

Rumor has it this deer was on one of those corn supplements...
Posted By: BuckRage

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:09 PM

"Hey honey......have you seen my deer attractants?" "Ummmmm.... no sorry deer dear"


Posted By: stxranchman

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:10 PM

rofl
Posted By: Navasot

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:11 PM

roflmao
Posted By: redchevy

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:12 PM

Originally Posted By: stxranchman
rofl
Posted By: txshntr

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:14 PM

Originally Posted By: stxranchman
rofl
Posted By: SniperRAB

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Navasot
I need to meet this chick... just out of curiosity


roflmao

What's wrong w you !!
Posted By: Navasot

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:17 PM

Originally Posted By: SniperRAB
Originally Posted By: Navasot
I need to meet this chick... just out of curiosity


roflmao

What's wrong w you !!
angel
Posted By: stxranchman

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:18 PM

Originally Posted By: SniperRAB
Originally Posted By: Navasot
I need to meet this chick... just out of curiosity


roflmao

What's wrong w you !!

Well he did just kill a buck last week.... peep
Posted By: Navasot

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:18 PM

roflmao
Posted By: SniperRAB

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:19 PM

Has East written all over this thread ..


Posted By: BuckRage

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:22 PM

Please.........no deer tongue scoring threads. roflmao
Posted By: Curly

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:24 PM

Has to be at least 13"?
Posted By: stxranchman

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:24 PM

rofl
Posted By: Schpanky

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:30 PM

Holy crap!!! laughing so hard I'm 'bout puke....
Posted By: redchevy

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Curly
Has to be at least 13"?


and that's just the width... eek2
Posted By: HuntnFly67

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:39 PM

Yup, this thread will get me through the day. What we got planned for tomorrow?

2 more days....2 more days.
Posted By: Seadog

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:41 PM

rofl
Posted By: Curly

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:41 PM

If it lasts much longer.... bolt
Posted By: txshntr

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 04:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Curly
If it lasts much longer.... bolt


From the story...seemed like it might have lasted awhile
Posted By: Navasot

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 05:15 PM

deer2
Posted By: whitewing maniac

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 08:55 PM

Originally Posted By: HuntnFly67
Yup, this thread will get me through the day. What we got planned for tomorrow?

2 more days....2 more days.


Will see what other tasty tidbits I can find. Heard about this on Walton and Johnson this morning so I just had to look It up.
Figured it was fitting with the gun season fixing to kick off.
Posted By: MoBettaHuntR

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 09:15 PM

Originally Posted By: stxranchman
Originally Posted By: SniperRAB
Originally Posted By: Navasot
I need to meet this chick... just out of curiosity


roflmao

What's wrong w you !!

Well he did just kill a buck last week.... peep
duel
Posted By: jcneef

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 09:43 PM

Originally Posted By: TexFlip
Cat got your tongue? bolt
roflmao
Posted By: whitewing maniac

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/30/14 09:43 PM

Maybe she used to be a groupie for KISS, and likes the big tongue. Sorry Gene youve met your match.
Posted By: Curly

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/31/14 01:05 AM

Originally Posted By: jcneef
Originally Posted By: TexFlip
Cat got your tongue? bolt
roflmao

visa versa?
Posted By: whitewing maniac

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/31/14 04:34 PM

Wonder if she would be a good buck attractant. nidea
Posted By: skinnerback

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/31/14 05:20 PM

Originally Posted By: BuckRage
"Hey honey......have you seen my deer attractants?" "Ummmmm.... no sorry deer dear"




rofl
Posted By: Jimbo

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 10/31/14 08:00 PM

This thread should have never been posted!
Now everyone will be saving the deer tongue and giving it to their wives....Hey, Honey!...Look what I brought home just for YOU! peep
Posted By: txhunter1010

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 11/05/14 02:48 PM

WOW!!...I just read this...what a fruit loop
Posted By: Seadog

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 11/05/14 02:49 PM

This thread is still alive??? bang
Posted By: Hogslayer5L

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 11/05/14 05:33 PM

How did I miss this one?!? Being a gynocologist must be the worst job on earth. I can imagine looking at a woman the same after that ever again.
Posted By: whitewing maniac

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 11/05/14 11:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Seadog
This thread is still alive??? bang


Everyone likes a good tongue story grin
Posted By: Curly

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 11/06/14 12:26 AM

confused2 and yet......
Posted By: whitewing maniac

Re: what to do with a deer tongue - 11/06/14 12:30 AM

Originally Posted By: Curly
confused2 and yet......


Amber alert for a ghey deer thread.
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