Caption this...Game Cam Pic

So I need a humorous punchline for this photo from my game cam, and I would like your help. Here's how it works: add your caption to this photo and in approximately 48 hours I will pick the winner and that person gets a $25 gift card from Academy compliments of Lone Star Chronicles.

I plan to use the winning caption on my blog and besides the gift card, I will credit you in the post. Thanks everyone...Bert

Don't make eye contact!

Good one.

Squirrel!!!!

I got dibs on that doe come rut

Where is that guy with the food?

He thinks we can't see him in that camo.

I saw her first!

Dude! Not in the petunias

look, the neighbor is setting up their stand.

She likes big RACKS and I cannot lie, you other brothas can't deny........

Stand down troops she is mine.

We stand together!!! #deerlivesmatter

Its not deer season yet!

Was that a safety I heard click?

Or my wife's caption would read - "from the squirrels perspective".

Dumb BUCKS, she went that way!

" I told you guys not to turn around and stare"

Look a Lawyer, Preacher and Game Warden walk in a Bar....

Uh oh, bad luck. CULL!!!!

For the people who don't listen to the gps when driving down the road

"Wrong turn! Make legal u turn!"

Squirrel ," stupid deer, that doe might be over there, but the hunter with the gun is over here"

Alot of the members in the Big Buck Forum had placed Rocky on Ignore due to his constant complaining.

Guys, it's called a selfie, not a groupie, so get away from the camera!!

Don't Move or He'll shoot...

What's that noise. It's a funny squeaky sound. SQUIRREL!!!


Deer, "Aww Nuts no corn." Squirrel, "Nuts!!! Where?!"

Ennie, Meenie, Miney, Mo,

Shoot that big one with your bow!!

Once Rocky realized his bushy tail wasn't white,
things never were the same again.

"DOE!"... Hehehe..They fall for it every time.

There she was just a walking down the street...

bring it on , squirrel`s got our back !!

Stop or I will Shoot.

Okay guys, its just a Squirrel hunter.

Ten hut

Hey Guy's look ,There is that Catlin Jenner wannabe with the nice rack headed this way!

"The guy with the camera said to look to his right", said the squirrel. "Stupid deer".

I like this one

Had to correct my own grammar. Thank you Mrs. Gilbraith, you can finally be proud of me

From the suqirel

Not sure what you guys are lookin at, but there's a "FOX" squirrel over here!

Guys, I got nothing this way.

"Yal hear that?"

Don't turn around Caitlyn Jenner's dog is behind us

One of us has dyslectic hearing!

Where the heck are all those nuts my buddy Rocky said were near the feeder!

May I have your attention Please? Deer Season will open soon!

"Who did it?! Who voted for another Clinton?!"

When that Weird little guy from accounting tries to sit at your table

Wait for it, wait for it.

real horny and no nutz in sight!

Move along stxranchman, no spikes here

Just don't look at it, Maybe it will leave!

Hey! did you hear that? Yes sir (x4), do you smell that? YES SIR (x4)
The Girl squirrel spins around on one paw storms off in the opposite direction, and say's you boys, your all alike, one thing on your mind.

What do you mean DUCK?

Ill give you 5 bucks for that squirrel!

Are you guys looking the other way,cause I can't pee if ya'll are loking!!

Would ya get a load of the teets on that one!

"Let's just turn around and ignore him guys, he'll get the hint."

yeah you want some of this

"Who farted"?

Which one of us do you think they are going to test for CWD!

"Look at the butt on that..."

"Yea...... I bet he works out..."

Silly squirrel, it's DEER CORN, it even has our picture on the sack.

Don't move, maybe he won't see us!

WooHoo Check out "Bambi" she's looking hot today!

"But oh... they love to watch her strut!"

Deer: "Tired of just this corn. I'm running away."

Deer on far left: "Look, T-rex and STX are having the protein debate, cross your hooves guys. Go STX!! Whooop! Whoop! Whoop! [Arsenio-like]"

squirrel : "this is nuts! I can't watch!"

I think it's time we stop. Children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down.

Woah Woah Woah, who's the new guy?

"OK guys, I'm gonna count to 3, when I turn around I want the one who ate my winter stash of nuts to fess up"!

Attention Walmart shoppers, squirrel feed is now on sale, isle 3.

"Guys, look... I think the squirrel decoy is working."

Sausage fest...The one and only good kind

I spy with my little eye.....
SHUT UP SQUIRREL!

Ya'll ignore him, we put squirrel in time out!

Guys! Don't.... turn ......around ......that rabid squirrel is right behind us.

...and you thought squirrels only annoyed hunters.

Look away or he will get your nuts

Squirrel - Ok I'll count to ten, you guys go hide!

Guys "DID YOU HEAR THAT CLICK" ? Never mind ,Thought it was a safety being dropped for a second but it was that stupid squirrel playing with his nuts.

Thanks everyone. There were some very funny entries and choosing the best was harder than I thought. Here are the top ten in reverse order:
10. HuntnFly67: Once Rocky realized his bushy tail wasn't white, things were never the same again.
9. B-Man’s Wife: Dumb BUCKS, she went that way!
8. Breadman: Bring it on, the squirrel’s got our back!
7. Stub: Okay guys, it’s just a squirrel hunter.
6. E.TX.JMark: "Who did it?! Who voted for another Clinton?!"
5. Kory: Just don't look at it, Maybe it will leave!
4. Yeti2009: "Who farted"?
3. Bear Charge: Don't make eye contact!
2. MathMan: Deer: "Aww nuts, no corn." Squirrel: "Nuts!!! Where?
1. los campos84: Are you guys looking the other way? ‘cause I can't pee if ya'll are looking!!

Los Campos84...congrats! You win a $25 gift certificate from Academy. I just sent you a PM. Thanks to everyone for playing...Bert

Good choice, congrats to los campos

It takes 5 damn bucks to protect us from the east, while I, one lone squirrel, work overtime to protect us from the west.

thanks "B-rod"
this was fun ...I would read the caption every day to get a good laugh!!

There's always that one................

If you ain't first, you're last. That was fun though.

I liked E TX Jmarks best

Hey look its Joe from Bachelor in paradise. Hey squirrel you got some competition

Too late I know but just for grins

Rocky always was a little backwards!