Mowing today- bad snake down

So I'm out mowing today and this bastage shows up under a trailer tire. 250 yards to the closest tank!

Favorite kind of snake. Dead. All this rainfall will have them moving.

My neighbor killed a moccasin in a cactus pile! Maybe they are in the process of evolving to being "dry land" snakes since its been dry so long...

Never good

It's a good looking snake now. Hate em.

Cottonmouths to me are the meanest boogers of them all, good job

Curious what all this rain is gonna do with snakes this year. I'm hoping they all drown and die around my lease but I'm sure that won't happen.

ya know if someone could invent some kind of snake repelent or(RAID FOR SNAKES) or somthing besides good ole shotguns and shovals , a man could possibley get rich. kill`um all , they all look better DEAD !!

Nice kill

That one needed to be dead. Good job!

True statement!

I saw a few different prevent formulas at the Walmart in Fredericksburg this weekend, almost looked like a lawn treatment; not sure if they work though.

gross

Venomous with a detached head, now that's the way I like them.

Like the ditch blade for killing critters, sharp edge, weight for momentum, long handle for distance. Snakes, opossum, and coons in DPcuffs have been dispatched by mine.

It seems the cottonmouth are expanding their range further to the west.

I picked up a Kaiser Blade that was sittin' there by the screen door. Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. It's kindly a wood handle, kind of like an axe handle. With a long blade on it shaped kinda like a bananer. Mhm. Sharp on one edge, and dull on the other. Mhm. It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and whatnot. Well, I went in there, in the house, and I hit Jesse Dixon that snake upside the head with it, mhm. I reckon that didn't quite satisfy me. So I hit him again with it in the neck, the sharp edge, and just plumb near cut his head off, killed him.

Yep...Kaiser blade is a great tool for making short work of any snake...does good work on sod, saplings, dense undergrowth, etc...

It's a giant multi-tool...

Back home in Alabama we always called 'em Bushaxes....

Glad you civilized the brute.

I was thinking the same thing.

I hate water macockisians!

"I ain't proud of what I done, but I done it, Mhm".