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Life expectancy

Posted By: mikei

Life expectancy - 06/28/18 03:58 PM

Will I Live to see 90 ?

From a 70 year old friend:


I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am seventy).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'

She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of wild and crazy sex?'

'No,' I said.

She looked at me and said,

'Then, why do you even give a $hit ?'
Posted By: Bass&More

Re: Life expectancy - 06/28/18 04:02 PM

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Posted By: Ders26

Re: Life expectancy - 06/28/18 06:11 PM

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Posted By: SnakeWrangler

Re: Life expectancy - 06/28/18 09:55 PM

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Posted By: Cajun Raider

Re: Life expectancy - 06/29/18 04:27 AM

confused2 Well, she has a point!
Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER

Re: Life expectancy - 06/29/18 01:18 PM

Good one!
Posted By: Age N Score ?

Re: Life expectancy - 06/29/18 01:39 PM

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Re: Life expectancy - 07/01/18 10:33 AM

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Posted By: sleepyhunter

Re: Life expectancy - 07/02/18 02:31 PM

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Posted By: Pitchfork Predator

Re: Life expectancy - 07/02/18 02:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Age N Score ?
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Posted By: Always ready 2 hunt

Re: Life expectancy - 07/02/18 04:45 PM

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Posted By: Stub

Re: Life expectancy - 07/03/18 10:50 AM

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