A young blonde secretary

was describing her blind date to a friend. "After dinner," she said, "he wanted to go to my apartment, but I refused. I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that." "That was smart," her friend said, approvingly. "Then what happened?" "He kept insisting, and I kept refusing," the secretary said. "You didn't weaken your resolve, did you?" asked the friend. "Not one bit. We went to his apartment. I figured, let HIS mother worry."

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