Little Johnny special delivery - Texas Hunting Forum

Posted By: Bass&More

Little Johnny special delivery - 03/15/18 11:29 AM

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

Posted By: Bar-D

Re: Little Johnny special delivery - 03/15/18 11:59 AM

Posted By: SnakeWrangler

Re: Little Johnny special delivery - 03/15/18 12:07 PM

Posted By: Cast

Re: Little Johnny special delivery - 03/15/18 05:06 PM

SMH

Posted By: redhaze

Re: Little Johnny special delivery - 03/15/18 06:41 PM

Posted By: Gary Olson

Re: Little Johnny special delivery - 03/16/18 12:49 AM

The punch line needs better delivery

Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Little Johnny special delivery - 03/16/18 04:56 AM

Posted By: colt45-90

Re: Little Johnny special delivery - 03/16/18 11:04 AM

Originally Posted By: Bass&More

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."