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Women in heaven

Posted By: Bass&More

Women in heaven - 02/14/18 09:12 PM

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"


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Posted By: Creekrunner

Re: Women in heaven - 02/14/18 09:24 PM

Yes, it's all in your current perspective. up
Posted By: redchevy

Re: Women in heaven - 02/14/18 09:32 PM

I thought he was gonna... bat for the other team, lol.
Posted By: SnakeWrangler

Re: Women in heaven - 02/14/18 10:00 PM

Yup....all a matter of perspective..... cheers
Posted By: redhaze

Re: Women in heaven - 02/15/18 11:12 AM

eek
Posted By: pigplinker

Re: Women in heaven - 02/15/18 02:38 PM

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Posted By: Stray Cat

Re: Women in heaven - 02/19/18 01:24 PM

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Posted By: Red Cloud

Re: Women in heaven - 02/19/18 03:52 PM

roflmao
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Women in heaven - 02/19/18 07:37 PM

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Posted By: Simple Searcher

Re: Women in heaven - 02/22/18 02:33 AM

roflmao
Posted By: colt45-90

Re: Women in heaven - 02/22/18 01:57 PM

roflmao
Posted By: watchale

Re: Women in heaven - 02/22/18 03:33 PM

lol444
Posted By: Stub

Re: Women in heaven - 02/22/18 05:32 PM

rofl
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