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The old man

Posted By: Bass&More

The old man - 11/20/17 01:22 PM

An old man had lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes,

and when all is ready he begins to speak:

"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."

"My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side of Blackwater Sound."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings,

and as he slips away, the nurse says,

"Mraam, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all

this property."

The wife replies, “He had a paper route!"
peep
Posted By: bill oxner

Re: The old man - 11/20/17 01:31 PM

Greatness.
Posted By: redhaze

Re: The old man - 11/21/17 11:03 AM

Now that's laugh out funny clap
Posted By: TXAg08

Re: The old man - 11/21/17 03:01 PM

hilarious
Posted By: Cajun Raider

Re: The old man - 11/21/17 06:35 PM

Perspective!
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: The old man - 11/21/17 11:25 PM

clap roflmao
Posted By: Wilhunt

Re: The old man - 11/22/17 01:42 AM

A good one.
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