Houston Evacuation Guidelines

Through all the suffering and human tragedy, maybe a smile or two. . .

Just released:

Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan City officials just announced the Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan:

Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio...

Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette...
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Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas ...

Texas Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC...

Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston...

Longhorns use 290 West to Austin...

Aggies use 610 Loop...

Why did this simple plan take so long !!!

I like it

Aggies would circle to figure out the best way to help while the rest get out...



I admit I am not there helping out.

Absolutely!

“What’s likely to happen is we’re going to spend tens of billions of dollars rebuilding Houston exactly like it is now, and then wait for the next one,” says Rob Moore, a senior policy analyst on water issues for the Natural Resources Defense Council.

Just like they did in New Orleans! If you build and then live in a city like N.O. that is in a bowl, below sea level, floods happen. Houston's not a bowl, but it's flat, totally overbuilt over the years with no regard to the impact that all of that concrete will have on drainage. And they can't "undo" the monster they've created. I consider both cities unfit for human habitation.