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United Airlines Mottos

Posted By: mikei

United Airlines Mottos - 04/30/17 12:22 AM

New United Airlines Mottos
 
“Drag and Drop”
“We put the hospital in hospitality”
“Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”
“Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”
“We have First Class, Business Class and No Class”
“Not enough seating, prepare for a beating”
“We treat you like we treat your luggage”
“We beat the customer.  Not the competition”
“And you thought leg room was an issue”
“Where voluntary is mandatory”
“Fight or flight.  We decide”
“Now offering one free carry off”
“Beating random customers since 2017”
“If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet”
“A bloody good airline”
 
Posted By: Simple Searcher

Re: United Airlines Mottos - 04/30/17 01:23 AM

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Posted By: pigplinker

Re: United Airlines Mottos - 04/30/17 08:41 AM

roflmao
Posted By: redhaze

Re: United Airlines Mottos - 04/30/17 11:48 AM

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Posted By: texasag93

Re: United Airlines Mottos - 04/30/17 01:35 PM

flame
Posted By: Deerhunter61

Re: United Airlines Mottos - 05/05/17 08:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Simple Searcher
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Posted By: Skipetex

Re: United Airlines Mottos - 05/19/17 06:30 PM

Funny
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