I just got hit.....

My wife, son, and sons' girlfriend were in the other room talking about air fresheners and started discussing mothballs.....

I couldn't resist, I stuck my head into the room and asked my wife if she has ever smelled mothballs.....She gave me a "You're really stupid look" and said "Yes!"

Then I asked, "How'd you get their tiny little legs apart?"

...that's when she hit me.......

Just read this to my wife, she just shook her head and said that that sounds like me. Way to go SW.

I just showed the post to my wife, son, and sons' girlfriend.....I got hit again.....