Intimate oils!

You know it just hit me yesterday night in bed...... Woman would get more pleasure and men would have more fun if someone finally invented...... Bacon flavored lubricant!!!! Come on people are we in the 21st century or what..... Thinking I can make a few million off this👍

I have a jar of it in the fridge.

I was thinking that squeeky toys in breast implants would add a lot fun.....

Although this didn't start on exactly high ground, it's dropping precipitously.

Everything starts dropping with age!...LOL!...

Without hot biscuits on the side, the experience would fall flat.

With a screen name like that you may be on to something here

Just cook a pan of bacon, then use the grease left in pan. Problem solved.

No WAY. It's bad enough that our dog already likes to watch from the doorway...first squeeze and he would dive right in the middle of the action.

They already make it!

Can only imagine how well that would end for those of us with dogs in the house!