Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates

OK, so a pair of hoodie wearing low pants dead guys walk up to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter looks them over, sighs a little, and says 'You two just wait here, I'll be right back', and goes over to God's chambers. God says 'I know what you're concerned with, and you know we cannot be judgmental here in Heaven, where all are loved. Let my brothers in.'

So, Saint Peter walks back over to the Pearly Gates, looks around, sighs again, and walks back in to God's chamber. He says 'Well, they're gone.'

God says 'The hoodie guys?'

Saint Peter heaves a great sigh and says 'No, the Pearly Gates.'

Must be from Baltimore!

That actually got an L O L out of me. Nice.

I'm here all week.

That's about how it goes. If the Brothers don't steal them, they just destroy them. They claim it's their Civil Right.

That got a good chuckle out of me

Good one

Also had a chuckle, then realized how sad the truth is now a days

If they can't eat it or screw it, they crap all over it.