USRSF

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These boys will be dropped off in all ISIS controlled areas, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS: 1. The season opens today, 2. There is no limit, 3. They taste just like chicken, 4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickup trucks, naked women, country music, or Jesus, AND... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt!!! The Pentagon expects the problem in the Middle East to be over by next Friday.

Heck, just drop a hunnerd grumpy old vets off after coffee and tell 'em lunch will be at 13:00 hours. They'll be dun by lunch.

Heck, drop of those grumpy old vets early in the morning before they get their coffee and they will be so mad that they will be dun' before breakfast.