Advice for an old guy....

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a
sweet young thing walking in....

I asked the trainer standing next to me,
"What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said;
"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

loved it

Sounds like a plan to me!

Would he impress her more if performed lots of small transactions quickly? Or just a few large transactions?

I sent this joke to a friend.... the response I got was "It never worked for me." Which gave me a chuckle.