Proposal

A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

Answer: "Poor, unemployed, with 2 children from my previous marriage".

Only two? When I was still single I met a single woman that had five. When I found out about them, I ran like heck. I met one that had two and then I found out she was already pregnant again when I met her and was looking for a daddy for her unborn kid. I had to go!

You don't have to be married more than once to realize that once was once to many!

I've only been married once. When I would introduce my wife and kids to someone, I would say "This is my wife, Pat, and these are my children from my first marriage." Which was true!

I thought it was hilarious but some women have not sense of humor.

Sometimes, I really miss that gal! Oh, well!


Stones1950

I'm on my 2nd Wife. I refer to my first as my entry level Wife.