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Your favorite hunting-related quote
Posted By: Texas Dan
Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/06/14 07:27 PM
I saw this one at a craft show...
"Deer tremble at the sound of my name."
Another one often repeated by those still recovering from a severe case of Buck Fever...
"All I could see wuz horns!"
And an honorable mention, sometimes used to cover a missed opportunity...
"Who, me? Must have been that guy down the pipeline that shot."
Posted By: 1860.colt
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/06/14 07:54 PM
Posted By: DirtNapTET
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/06/14 07:57 PM
"Aim small, miss small."
Posted By: 1860.colt
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/06/14 08:00 PM
Posted By: Creekrunner
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/06/14 09:09 PM
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields
Posted By: Gary Willmann
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/06/14 09:18 PM
Was up in Arkansas standing in line at the convenience store getting some scooby snacks for the hunt. There were a group of guys in line ahead of us. There was a man and his son and ahead of them were a couple of older men.
One of the older guys turns around and asks the kid, "So, is this your first duck hunt?"
The kid replies "Yes sir"
Then older guy says to him, "Well, we'll kill some ducks today if we see some"
Line has stuck with me for almost 20 years, still say it before almost every hunt.
Posted By: Grosvenor
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/06/14 09:52 PM
"I do hunt, and I do fish, and I don't apologize to anybody for hunting and fishing." - Norman Schwarzkopf
Posted By: Western
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 01:07 AM
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields
Posted By: huntwest
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 01:37 AM
The fun is over and the work starts after you pull the trigger.
Posted By: 1860.colt
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 02:16 AM
as pappy always say's:
that bad shot was caused by the jerk behind the trigger
The recreational value of game is inverse to the artificiality of its origin - Aldo Leopold
Posted By: wfhunter
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 04:46 AM
As he put the spent cartridge up to his nose he said " I don't know the meaning of life but I sure know what it smells like."
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Posted By: ancuegar
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 12:02 PM
bullets (arrows) are cheap, let em fly!
Posted By: Jkd106
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 02:27 PM
That's why it's called huntin and not killin!
Posted By: cp50948
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 02:34 PM
A bad day hunting/fishing is still better than a good day at work.
Posted By: 1860.colt
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 02:47 PM
as pappy once said ta the GW whin he sneaked apon him while duck hunting:
Damn the torpedo's, were's my shotgun . some times me mind wonders
Posted By: Gangly
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 02:50 PM
"It was the biggest deer I have ever seen"
followed shortly by
"Well, I was too stunned to take a shot"
Posted By: gtrich94
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 02:50 PM
You've got to Kill it before you Grill it. - Uncle Ted
Posted By: Walkabout
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 03:31 PM
"It was a perfect hit but we can't find any blood."
Posted By: Texan Til I Die
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 04:05 PM
You can't kill anything sitting on the couch.
Posted By: 1860.colt
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 05:02 PM
Grandpa, tell me bout the good ol days
Posted By: Creekrunner
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 05:25 PM
"No, I'm not a good shot, but I shoot often."-Teddy Roosevelt
Posted By: JHeflinland
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 05:35 PM
"I thought it was a doe"
Come to think about it, it's actually one that I hate to hear.
Posted By: Texas Dan
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 06:02 PM
"It was a perfect hit but we can't find any blood."
Posted By: Texas Dan
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 06:03 PM
"No, I'm not a good shot, but I shoot often."-Teddy Roosevelt
Guilty as charged.
Posted By: Texas Dan
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 06:13 PM
Here's a few I've heard spoken through the years...
"Didn't cut a hair."
"Don't ask."
"Daddy sure has a good set of lungs." Spoken by a man's son who thought he was yelling at hunting hounds, when in reality, he was lost and hoping someone would yell back.
"That deer left the country running."
"All I saw was a squirrel and he was lost."
"I believe I left most of my butt back there on that stump."
Posted By: steven h
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 07:29 PM
Deer and Beer make me Happy!
Posted By: Sparky45
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 07:50 PM
"It's time to piss on the fire and call the dogs"
that's from coon hunting when it's time to leave, I can't believe nobody else mentioned that one.
Posted By: Texas Dan
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 08:03 PM
"It's time to piss on the fire and call the dogs"
that's from coon hunting when it's time to leave, I can't believe nobody else mentioned that one.
Something I learned during all my years chasing behind hounds that you never want to say...
"Just one more quick one." Chances are it'll turn into a six-hour race and end right before daylight.
Posted By: 1860.colt
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/07/14 08:14 PM
"Daddy sure has a good set of lungs." Spoken by a man's son who thought he was yelling at hunting hounds, when in reality, he was lost and hoping someone would yell back.
Posted By: senderoman
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/08/14 06:25 PM
You cant hit em if you don't shoot at em/shoot and holler s#^T
Posted By: Simple Searcher
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/08/14 06:38 PM
"No, I'm not a good shot, but I shoot often."-Teddy Roosevelt
Guilty as charged.
Good one, it should be my tag line. Reminds me of
"If you haven't ever missed, you haven't hunted enough"
Posted By: TxAg
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/09/14 01:12 AM
"I ain't asking for a miracle Lord, but a little but of luck'll do."
Stuck in my head last year right before I took a good buck.
Posted By: dawaba
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/09/14 01:28 AM
"Knock him out, John!" The late, great Jerry Clower
Posted By: 1860.colt
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/09/14 05:00 AM
Posted By: Mathp
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/09/14 06:30 AM
When your buddy shoots a less than mature buck ...
"Boy that buck sure has potential"!
Posted By: 240z
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/09/14 01:37 PM
Don't kill it if you're not going to eat it.
Posted By: jshouse
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/09/14 02:39 PM
if ya aint first yur last!
Posted By: Seadog
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/09/14 02:41 PM
Only aim at what you intend to shoot!!!
Posted By: 1860.colt
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/09/14 04:06 PM
"I ain't asking for a miracle Lord, but a little but of luck'll do."
Stuck in my head last year right before I took a good buck.
is that spelt wih too t's
think ya ment bit.
Posted By: Son of a Blitch
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/09/14 09:50 PM
Not one I like to hear:
'It looked so big in the scope!'
Posted By: WileyCoyote
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/09/14 10:07 PM
My grandpop's Indian Guide's comments from his last Carabou hunt in Alaska, in his late 70's, crippled up & draggin one leg and shufflin' along on a stout hickory cane with the other from being run over by a Fire Truck inside his Station House some 30 years earlier...when his bad vision finally failed his aim for the first time in his life...
One Shot Meat!! Two shot's Maybe??...but Three Shot's NOOO Meat.
He never hunted again, and the only time I ever saw tears from him over anything he'd done.
Ron
Posted By: Hunt n Fish
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/09/14 10:33 PM
"The scope must be off"
Posted By: Creekrunner
Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote - 11/10/14 02:11 AM
"Now boy, you sure you can skin grizz?" Bearclaw Chris Lapp (Jeremiah Johnson).