Another Walmart Special..

http://www.kltv.com/2019/04/12/woma...iph8Zl7LVqZMam6kxDSj4C4ZGrtF-N9JCEtx9K0w


EAU CLAIRE, WI (Gray News) - A mother and her son are in custody after causing a ruckus at a Walmart Wednesday night, police said. Their dog chipped in, too.

The Eau Claire Police Department identified 46-year-old Lisa Smith and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann as the suspects. Investigators said the dog is named Bo.

Responding officers said they found Smith yelling in the doorway trying to summon Bo.

Smith allegedly brought Bo into the store without a leash, so he easily ditched his owner and started running up to unsuspecting customers.

While Bo was doing that, Smith began tearing apart store displays and placing them in her shopping cart, police said.

Walmart staff asked her to leave, and she complied. Police said she left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot.

Bo, on the other hand, had not been brought to heel. By the time anyone found him, he was on his way out of the store with a box of Jiffy cornbread muffin mix in his mouth.

Police arrested Smith, but it wasn’t without a fight. She allegedly kicked out a patrol car window when they finally got her in custody.

Meanwhile. police said Vann was running amok inside the store. He allegedly took off all of his clothes in the rear of the Walmart and exposed himself to everyone around him.

Fortunately for them, he tried to cover himself by putting on the clothes Walmart had on the racks. Even so, police said he didn’t try to purchase them, so that is also a crime.

Officers approached and commanded him to end the madness, but he refused. Authorities said Vann even used a scooter in an attempt to run over an officer.

But law enforcement physically stopped the scooter and took him into custody.

Vann faces charges for lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft. Smith is charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping.

Bo, however, was not charged. Police issued him a warning for the theft.

That’s crazy!!!!

And MR. MO wants to make pot legal?

Spending quality time with family is important

Heck of a story there

At least they didn't violate any spinner baits

Funny

News update. Wal Mart robots coming soon. Bye bye employees!

This kid's gonna fit right in...

I wonder what the chances are that meth was involved?

I think that's implied.

Very well written and entertaining account.

Well written article.

That's stupid. Pot doesn't do that.

Yup, I didn't read anywhere that they hit the Doritos.
I like the reporters style.

I think Bo was the brains of this group.

Violating the spinner baits without "protection" would certainly be unsafe.

Just another day at Wal-Mart.

If you build it they will come.

That's a report I would actually enjoy writing.

Some people go to Wally mart as an all day field trip, wearing pj’s and crocs

Now, thats crazy

I once went to Galveston wally to buy some fishing lures.

I cancelled my fishing trip as it was way more entertaining.

I finished at golden corral to have my fix.

Now the cops just need to find him better owners.

Has someone made a Walmart movie yet using actual clips?

Every one of these I read I think this just must be over the top!

I wonder if a dog is ever ashamed of it's owners? I'm pretty sure that my dog was ashamed when he saw some of the women I brought home when I was single.

People do this kinda stuff on meth, not pot. Pot headline would read: Bag of Doritos Murdered In Wal Mart.

Wait.. If you can't strip naked and work on your karate moves at Walmart, where the hell are you supposed to do it at?

FIFY

MDMA or LSD maybe, doubtful it would be a pothead.