Need Help From THF Gun Community

My wife is making me move all my overflow gun stuff out of the bedroom closet. I need moral support and beer. Not necessarily in that order.

Your scene control game is lacking. Have her call me and I will get this straightened out for you since you cannot figure it out.

Time for a she shed for your gun paraphernalia

She tried calling you bro. She dialed 1-900-Josh-is-busy-with-a-boy. Nobody answered. I guess you were busy.

Somebody burnted up my she shed.

but is it cover by insurance

I still don’t understand the concept of gun overflow. You can have too much gun stuff?

I have my own designated closet for gun stuff. Whatever doesn't fit is overflow.

I think you sleeping on the couch, about love overflow.

Sorry to hear about your troubles Jeremy. Had a girl that said if I spent 1 more dollar on gun stuff she was out. I don't think she's coming back. I don't know you well enough to ridicule you for this, that's what true friends are for. Since she won't let you have yours, if you need to wear some of my pants, give me a call. I'm seriously grieving for you. To prove it, I'm going to drink up all the beer in sadness before you get here. and what the heck is a she shed?

Hey now, Gary. Everyone knows I wear the pants in this family.


So what if they're capri pants?

I've got a place you can keep it.

I know you do. You have the biggest, nicest she shed in Wolfe City.

Geeez, you’re such a puss! You need to man up and tell the wife to get a second job so you can....hang on, yeah baby, I’ll be right there, baby oil is warmed up....anyway, so you can have more room for your gun stuff. Put your foot down and be a man!

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lock it down, Chris

And now, you're not welcome back.

Life is tough, it's tougher when you're stupid.

I'm way more smarter then you. I've been called the Alfred Einstein of my jenneration. Don't insalt my intelligist.

Try climbing over the fence.

I'll give your wife market value for your stuff.

Oops, oops, oops.....do we have an argument brewing and a possible contest in the making?

I guess. Apparently, Jason wants to watch me climb a fence. I want to watch him groom his mustache. WTF kind of contest that is, I'm sure I don't know. Best man wins?

I'd like to know how many hired hands you use to carry out to the blind all that equipment and the chair. Is the blind leather also?

Sigh.

Just bring beer.

Two things....

1. Calculate the cubic footage each of you actually use....

2. Go thru her clothes and shoes and make a similar pile of all the stuff she hasn’t worn in the past year...

ADD #3....be ready to sleep on the couch for a few nights....or buy a set of those blinking testicle lights Peg posted....

That's the best idea you've had all day.

Yes you do. Your tattoo looked a little different last month tho. Nice pants, that's telling her.

I think I smell alcohol in this thread...…….

You have a good nose, sir.

Well, that didn't fly.