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 A couple of jokes for the Friday crowd...
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08/10/18 02:36 PM
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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC , PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.
TODAY'S SHORT READING FROM THE BIBLE
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth." Then he made the earth round and He laughed and laughed.
JMc
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Re: A couple of jokes for the Friday crowd...
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08/10/18 02:48 PM
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Re: A couple of jokes for the Friday crowd...
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08/10/18 02:53 PM
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Re: A couple of jokes for the Friday crowd...
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08/10/18 02:55 PM
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
�The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.�
Mark Twain
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Re: A couple of jokes for the Friday crowd...
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08/10/18 04:21 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: A couple of jokes for the Friday crowd...
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08/10/18 11:31 PM
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Re: A couple of jokes for the Friday crowd...
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08/11/18 04:25 AM
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