When he filed for divorce.
* She’s been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.
* She’s been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.
* She’s done more screwing than Black and Decker.
* She’s responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.
* She’s turned more tricks than Harry Houdini.
* She’s been boarded more times than Amtrak.
* She’s been mounted more often than Trigger.
* She’s been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins.
* She’s entertained more troops than Bob Hope.
* She’s been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare.
* She’s been turned more ways than Rubik’s Cube.
* She’s spent more time under men than barstools.
* She’s seen more traffic than the George Washington Bridge.
* She’s had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes.
* She’s had more marines land on her than on Iwo Jima.
* Her body has been declared a national recreation area.
* Her diaphragms come with a service contract.
* She uses industrial strength douche.
* Her underwear is by Rubbermaid.
* Her pantyhose has a pet door.
for starters Judge
