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TFF liked it, so here we go...
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07/14/17 09:44 PM
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reeltexan
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This guy goes into a bar and sits down next to a nice looking young lady. He orders a drink and asks her if he can buy her one. "Sure" she says, "thanks". They get to talking and he asks her what her name is....."Carmen" she replies. "That's a pretty name, who gave you that name?" he asks. "I sort of created it myself, I got it from the things I like the best, cars and men." "That makes sense." he said. "I like it."
They talked and drank for a while, having a good time. Finally, she asks "By the way, you never told me your name.."
"Oh sorry, I'm B.J. Titsandgolf."
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: TFF liked it, so here we go...
[Re: reeltexan]
#6822910
07/14/17 11:15 PM
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dkershen
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.www.NewHopeEquine.com - Health and Healing through Horses.
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Re: TFF liked it, so here we go...
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07/14/17 11:20 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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TFF.....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: TFF liked it, so here we go...
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07/15/17 11:50 AM
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Re: TFF liked it, so here we go...
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07/15/17 06:59 PM
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Bee'z
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Re: TFF liked it, so here we go...
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07/16/17 01:59 PM
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tex70
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Re: TFF liked it, so here we go...
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07/17/17 07:22 PM
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Re: TFF liked it, so here we go...
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07/18/17 09:07 AM
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