I talked to this homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. 
 
He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage." 
 
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" 
 
"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "I was pardoned by Obama."

LOL. That might even be a true story.