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Beer drinking
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12/07/16 01:19 PM
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bill oxner
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Subject: The conversation
This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there: Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about three Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No. Man: Where is your airplane? =
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Re: Beer drinking
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12/07/16 01:28 PM
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Re: Beer drinking
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12/07/16 02:30 PM
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Re: Beer drinking
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12/07/16 09:37 PM
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Re: Beer drinking
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12/08/16 01:11 PM
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Re: Beer drinking
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12/08/16 07:54 PM
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Re: Beer drinking
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12/09/16 04:19 AM
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Re: Beer drinking
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12/10/16 09:38 PM
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Re: Beer drinking
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12/20/16 06:42 AM
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Re: Beer drinking
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12/20/16 02:54 PM
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