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Breeder bulls. #6357143 07/03/16 11:55 PM
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My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.


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Re: Breeder bulls. [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #6357176 07/04/16 12:17 AM
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banana flehan clap up

Re: Breeder bulls. [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #6357183 07/04/16 12:22 AM
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That's funny👍

Re: Breeder bulls. [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #6357393 07/04/16 04:47 AM
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That's funny but true!... lol35

Re: Breeder bulls. [Re: mikei] #6357476 07/04/16 12:26 PM
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Funny I did not see that coming.

Re: Breeder bulls. [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #6357784 07/04/16 06:38 PM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
Re: Breeder bulls. [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #6358288 07/05/16 03:30 AM
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...the answer was no...........

otherwise the sign would have said 1.

Re: Breeder bulls. [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #6359346 07/06/16 01:01 AM
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peep wife happy3

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Re: Breeder bulls. [Re: mikei] #6360572 07/07/16 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted By: mikei
banana flehan clap up

Re: Breeder bulls. [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #6365736 07/11/16 07:25 PM
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