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 My neighbor
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04/30/16 12:56 PM
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Joined: Dec 2012
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Simple Searcher
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My neighbor
She's single...
She's shapely...
She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: My neighbor
[Re: Simple Searcher]
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04/30/16 04:34 PM
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Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 9,273
blackcoal
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Hey, least someone has a good looking neighbor !!
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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Re: My neighbor
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04/30/16 05:01 PM
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 4,800
TexasKC
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: My neighbor
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05/01/16 02:15 AM
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texasag93
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Bill got to watch a dog, he was in Heaven.
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