Rudolph the Red Nosed Mule Deer,
had a very shiny rack.
And when the hunters' saw him,
he would always get attacked.

All of the other mule deer,
used to come to him and plea,
Rudolph, oh please dear Rudolph,
won't you stand away from me?

Then one foggy openin' day,
the hunters came to say:
"Rudolph with your rack so bright,
won't you step into my sights?"

Then how the hunters loved him.
They all shouted out with glee,
This year we got old Rudolph,
next year we shoot Bambi.

Oh tooooo funny