What's the difference between an optimist, a pessimist and a good deer hunter?

Optimist: Looks at the cup and says it's half full.

Pessimist: Looks at the cup and says it's half empty.

Good deer hunter: Looks at the cup and exclaims "I think it's doe pee!"


AF(Retired)/DV; busted mine to save yours then...bustin' Bambi to save the American hunting dream now!