|
Forums46
Topics537,711
Posts9,728,049
Members87,036
| |
Most Online25,604
Feb 12th, 2024
|
|
|
 Gone Fishing
#5530695
01/09/15 09:16 PM
|
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 960
sleepyhunter
OP
Tracker
|
|
OP
Tracker
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 960 |
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays,...but, I fish on Fridays."
|
|
|
|
Re: Gone Fishing
[Re: sleepyhunter]
#5531017
01/09/15 11:27 PM
|
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 18,766
HuntingTexas
THF Celebrity
|
|
THF Celebrity
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 18,766 |
" In God We Trust "
|
|
|
|
Re: Gone Fishing
[Re: sleepyhunter]
#5531245
01/10/15 12:52 AM
|
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 11,902
Simple Searcher
THF Celebrity
|
|
THF Celebrity
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 11,902 |
![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
|
|
|
|
Re: Gone Fishing
[Re: sleepyhunter]
#5546189
01/16/15 06:39 AM
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,831
RedHoss
Veteran Tracker
|
|
Veteran Tracker
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,831 |
Greatness right there!...LOL 
|
|
|
|
Re: Gone Fishing
[Re: sleepyhunter]
#5546590
01/16/15 03:32 PM
|
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 13,415
jdk1985
THF Celebrity
|
|
THF Celebrity
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 13,415 |
Instagram @justinkingwoodworking
|
|
|
|
Re: Gone Fishing
[Re: sleepyhunter]
#5549520
01/18/15 03:03 PM
|
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,349
erniejs
THF Trophy Hunter
|
|
THF Trophy Hunter
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,349 |
We get old too fast and wise too slow
|
|
|
|
Re: Gone Fishing
[Re: sleepyhunter]
#5553443
01/20/15 02:08 PM
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 29,114
TXHOGSLAYER
THF Celebrity
|
|
THF Celebrity
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 29,114 |
LETS GO BRANDON
|
|
|
|
Re: Gone Fishing
[Re: sleepyhunter]
#5553871
01/20/15 05:34 PM
|
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,842
WTGuide
Extreme Tracker
|
|
Extreme Tracker
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,842 |
Think you can/Think you can't/Either way you're right 
|
|
|
|
Re: Gone Fishing
[Re: sleepyhunter]
#5677965
03/31/15 04:51 PM
|
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 388
OffCoor1
Bird Dog
|
|
Bird Dog
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 388 |
Bwaaahaaaahaaaa !!!!! Love it !!!
|
|
|
|
Re: Gone Fishing
[Re: sleepyhunter]
#5693311
04/10/15 08:19 AM
|
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 69,147
NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
|
|
^^Cut the Cord^^
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 69,147 |
(R-TX) .-- " TCNN CURL CRLB VFF VRNO AYR SNDL CGC TLRY MSOS "
_=====___=________==-
|
|
|
|
Re: Gone Fishing
[Re: sleepyhunter]
#5720061
04/28/15 04:45 PM
|
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,842
WTGuide
Extreme Tracker
|
|
Extreme Tracker
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,842 |
Think you can/Think you can't/Either way you're right
|
|
|
|
Re: Gone Fishing
[Re: sleepyhunter]
#5720569
04/28/15 10:07 PM
|
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 136
Minter66
Woodsman
|
|
Woodsman
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 136 |
At that point, he should have just said "you can have her!"
|
|
|
Moderated by bigbob_ftw, CCBIRDDOGMAN, Chickenman, Derek, DeRico, Duck_Hunter, hetman, jeh7mmmag, JustWingem, kmon11, kry226, kwrhuntinglab, Payne, pertnear, rifleman, sig226fan (Rguns.com), Superduty, TreeBass, txcornhusker
|
![[Linked Image]](http://i.imgur.com/3nCg32d.gif)
