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A Blonde Speeding
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09/26/14 02:56 AM
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A blonde was speeding when she saw a cop behind her with the lights on.
The blonde pulls over and up walks a blonde cop.
The blonde cop says "you were speeding, show me you license"
The blonde driver says "I don't have one"
Blonde cop says "show me something with your picture on it"
Blonde driver fumbles around in her purse and her mirrored compact pops out, seeing her reflection in the the mirror, she hands it to the blonde cop, and says "that's me"
The blonde cops then says "I didn't know you were a cop, you're free to go"
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Re: A Blonde Speeding
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09/26/14 04:07 AM
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Is this a joke about blondes or about cops ?
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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Re: A Blonde Speeding
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09/26/14 05:50 PM
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Re: A Blonde Speeding
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10/08/14 06:28 PM
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Re: A Blonde Speeding
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10/08/14 08:45 PM
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