Well ... I’m at the emergency room, it’s not a good day.

I decided to try horse back riding yesterday evening to relax. It turned out to be a huge mistake! I got on the horse & started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as-fast-as the horse could go. The horse made a sudden jerk & rared up, & I couldn’t hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking & running, & was dragging me & wouldn’t stop.

Thank goodness the manager of the grocery store came out & unplugged the machine. But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn’t attempt to drive the Batmobile, & told me to stay away from the handicap carts. I couldn’t help myself

sounds scary!