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Oldie but goodie #7204474 06/21/18 11:12 PM
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’
‘I'm Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’
























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Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #7204501 06/21/18 11:26 PM
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It’s a good old one, but it just doesn’t have enough for today. C-



Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #7204508 06/21/18 11:31 PM
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Thank you Jesus.

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Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #7204605 06/22/18 01:18 AM
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That’s funny!!!


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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf
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Originally Posted By: Cast
Thank you Jesus.

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Ricky you seem to be in the minority on this one. roflmao




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Originally Posted By: TEXASLEFTY
That’s funny!!!


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