The Urinal  Is Too High:
 
 
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to
see the horses.
 
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
 
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room
when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach
the urinal.
 
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little
'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
 
As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
"You must be in the 5th grade." 
 
"No ma'am he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, 
but I appreciate your help."

Riders Up!

Now that's what I call jockeying for pole position.

All she dad to do was start whistling and be done.