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 Hillary calls Donald
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06/07/17 04:44 PM
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bill oxner
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Subject: Hillary Calls Donald
Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary.
After some cajoling, the president’s assistant agreed to wake him up.
So, what is it that’s so important that it can't wait until morning?” grumbled Trump.
“A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place.” begged Hillary.
“Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary.” replied President Trump.
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Re: Hillary calls Donald
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06/07/17 05:55 PM
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pkhunter624
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 That's a good one.
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Re: Hillary calls Donald
[Re: bill oxner]
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06/08/17 12:33 AM
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Michael W.
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A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: Hillary calls Donald
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06/08/17 12:35 AM
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It would cost a lot though. The mortuary would need to purchase special equipment for handling a noxious substance.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.
"I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view,
but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: Hillary calls Donald
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06/08/17 02:58 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: Hillary calls Donald
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06/08/17 03:49 AM
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Bee'z
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That's a good one. 
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Re: Hillary calls Donald
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06/12/17 02:34 AM
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![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Hillary calls Donald
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06/13/17 09:10 PM
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Red Cloud
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 If only that was true! Or could be arranged.
Last edited by Red Cloud; 06/13/17 09:10 PM.
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