The Lone ranger and Tonto were doubling on the Lone ranger's horse Silver, they were running flat out for miles before they got to the nearest towns saloon. The horse was soaked in sweat and out of breath. The Lone ranger asked Tonto with his leather jacket and tassels, to run around Silver his horse with his arms out and create a breeze to cool him down. The Lone ranger goes in the saloon and has a beer , a few beers later, a stranger walks in the saloon and asks, who owns the white stallion outside? The Lone ranger replies. That's my horse why ? You have left your engine running

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