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Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping #6560794 11/27/16 09:00 PM
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Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on her cell phone.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."


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Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen] #6560856 11/27/16 10:17 PM
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Will he be out of hospital in time for Christmas ?


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Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen] #6560964 11/27/16 11:28 PM
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...and that is when she bought the therapy pig..... rofl


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And after he got back up...........


Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: SnakeWrangler] #6563046 11/29/16 02:06 AM
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And after he got back up...........
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...and that is when she bought the therapy pig..... rofl

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