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11/09/15 08:37 PM
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.
"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day.
Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary"!
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Re: art collector
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11/29/15 03:48 AM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: art collector
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11/29/15 04:54 PM
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Re: art collector
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11/29/15 10:51 PM
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That's a good one
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