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Confession
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09/10/15 10:10 PM
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
Not all those that wander are lost..
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Re: Confession
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09/10/15 11:04 PM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Confession
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09/10/15 11:06 PM
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Funny thing about getting older: Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: Confession
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09/10/15 11:11 PM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Confession
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09/10/15 11:24 PM
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"OUCH"! Got to be careful with those texts!
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Re: Confession
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09/10/15 11:25 PM
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Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one.
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Re: Confession
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09/10/15 11:31 PM
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Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one. Dot or feather?
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Confession
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09/10/15 11:38 PM
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Re: Confession
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09/11/15 12:34 AM
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Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one.
Not all those that wander are lost..
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Re: Confession
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09/11/15 02:12 AM
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Re: Confession
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10/03/15 12:28 AM
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