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$500 Porsche
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02/07/15 10:05 AM
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grandpa75672
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A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It clearly announced, "$500 Porsche! New!"
The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but he said to himself, It's worth a shot.
So he went to the house of the lady who was selling the Porsche and she led him into the garage. Sure enough, there was an almost-brand-new Porsche.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "Can I take it for a test drive?"
"Sure," answered the lady.
Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly.
When he got back to the lady's house, he asked her, "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"
Then the lady replied with a laugh, "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me, "You can have the house and the furniture. Just sell my Porsche and send me the money.'"
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Re: $500 Porsche
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02/07/15 02:57 PM
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Re: $500 Porsche
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02/07/15 04:13 PM
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That reminds me of the story about the old guy that married a pretty young thing then died. The man had made the statement that he wanted to take his fortune with him when he passed to the great beyond. The young wife wrote a check for the entire amount of the fortune and slipped it into the casket at the graveyard.
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