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 City boy becomes dove hunter
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08/13/18 06:50 PM
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reeltexan
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A fellow moved to the country from town. On opening day of dove season he heads to the local hardware store for a license and to get outfitted.
After purchasing a license, he asks the clerk what the limit on dove is.
"15 birds is the current limit" the guy says.
"Well, how many shotgun shells are in a box?" asks the newbie.
"There's 25 shells in a box...." replies the clerk.
"Then I'll take one box of those too."
Off he goes to a local field to blast some birds...
He returns to the hardware store in about an hour and asks "How many birds did you say was a limit?"
"15" says the clerk.
"Then I'll take 14 more boxes of those shotgun shells."
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 Re: City boy becomes dove hunter
[Re: reeltexan]
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08/13/18 06:55 PM
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Mr. T.
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Sounds like me, only he is a little more optimistic than me, I would have bought 15 more boxes just for good measure.
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Re: City boy becomes dove hunter
[Re: reeltexan]
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08/13/18 07:01 PM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back.
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Re: City boy becomes dove hunter
[Re: reeltexan]
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08/13/18 07:58 PM
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Just go ahead and buy a couple cases..... 
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Re: City boy becomes dove hunter
[Re: SnakeWrangler]
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08/13/18 10:59 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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Just go ahead and buy a couple cases..... Couple cases would last me a season, but then I only go about 3 times.
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: City boy becomes dove hunter
[Re: reeltexan]
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08/14/18 01:11 AM
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Gary Olson
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I might have to admit that might look like some guy I saw in the mirror. 
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Re: City boy becomes dove hunter
[Re: Mr. T.]
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08/14/18 07:20 AM
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Sounds like me, only he is a little more optimistic than me, I would have bought 15 more boxes just for good measure. I must agree with this. 
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