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I’ll try this again...
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08/05/18 12:59 PM
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Frank the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day while in the field, Frank’s wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Frank’s old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly. At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Frank would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side. After the mourners left, the Priest approached Frank and asked, “Why did you nod your head up and down to all the women and shook from side to side to all the men?” Well, Frank replied, “The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. And all the men asked, “Is that donkey for sale?”
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08/05/18 12:59 PM
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Re: I’ll try this again...
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08/05/18 01:19 PM
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redhaze
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Re: I’ll try this again...
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08/05/18 01:56 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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08/05/18 08:17 PM
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tex70
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Re: I’ll try this again...
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08/05/18 11:53 PM
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mikei
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Oldie but goodie and I still give it an A-, give some of the other stuff Cast has whupped on us!
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Re: I’ll try this again...
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08/06/18 01:41 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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08/06/18 02:45 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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08/06/18 06:28 AM
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08/06/18 01:24 PM
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Re: I’ll try this again...
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08/07/18 12:20 AM
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Michael W.
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A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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08/08/18 12:55 AM
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Gary Olson
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Re: I’ll try this again...
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08/09/18 01:46 PM
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Jon B
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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