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Life expectancy
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06/28/18 03:58 PM
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mikei
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Will I Live to see 90 ? From a 70 year old friend:
I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am seventy).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'
She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of wild and crazy sex?'
'No,' I said.
She looked at me and said,
'Then, why do you even give a $hit ?'
Last edited by mikei; 06/28/18 03:58 PM.
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Re: Life expectancy
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06/28/18 04:02 PM
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Re: Life expectancy
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06/28/18 06:11 PM
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Re: Life expectancy
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06/28/18 09:55 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Life expectancy
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06/29/18 04:27 AM
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Well, she has a point!
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Life expectancy
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06/29/18 01:18 PM
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Re: Life expectancy
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06/29/18 01:39 PM
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I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.
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Re: Life expectancy
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07/01/18 10:33 AM
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Re: Life expectancy
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07/03/18 10:50 AM
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