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#7210867 - 06/28/18 10:58 AM Life expectancy
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Will I Live to see 90 ?

From a 70 year old friend:

I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am seventy).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'

She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of wild and crazy sex?'

'No,' I said.

She looked at me and said,

'Then, why do you even give a $hit ?'

Edited by mikei (06/28/18 10:58 AM)

#7210870 - 06/28/18 11:02 AM Re: Life expectancy [Re: mikei]
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#7211004 - 06/28/18 01:11 PM Re: Life expectancy [Re: mikei]
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#7211190 - 06/28/18 04:55 PM Re: Life expectancy [Re: mikei]
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#7211486 - 06/28/18 11:27 PM Re: Life expectancy [Re: mikei]
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#7211610 - 06/29/18 08:18 AM Re: Life expectancy [Re: mikei]
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Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

#7211619 - 06/29/18 08:39 AM Re: Life expectancy [Re: mikei]
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#7212918 - 07/01/18 05:33 AM Re: Life expectancy [Re: mikei]
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#7213790 - 07/02/18 09:31 AM Re: Life expectancy [Re: mikei]
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#7213809 - 07/02/18 09:53 AM Re: Life expectancy [Re: Age N Score ?]
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#7213912 - 07/02/18 11:45 AM Re: Life expectancy [Re: mikei]
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#7214433 - 07/03/18 05:50 AM Re: Life expectancy [Re: mikei]
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