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#7206220 - 06/23/18 11:07 AM Adam and Eve
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goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 15411
Loc: Katy, TX
When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#7206318 - 06/23/18 01:06 PM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 36444
Loc: Over yonder.....
F-
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#7206378 - 06/23/18 02:19 PM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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Bird Dog

Registered: 12/03/11
Posts: 297
Loc: Burleson TX
Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
F-


This
frown

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#7206382 - 06/23/18 02:25 PM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Tracker

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 723
Loc: Texas
clapMy wife loved it.
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#7206551 - 06/23/18 05:12 PM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 5114
Loc: Argyle
Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
FU


FIFY

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#7206833 - 06/23/18 11:31 PM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 15411
Loc: Katy, TX
Tough room.. roflmao
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#7206856 - 06/24/18 01:35 AM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Chihuahua

Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 10867
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
roflmao
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#7207718 - 06/25/18 06:13 AM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Pro Tracker

Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1881
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
scratch bs

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#7207763 - 06/25/18 07:33 AM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
Age N Score ? Offline
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Registered: 10/05/15
Posts: 668
Loc: Texas
flush
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