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#7206220 - 06/23/18 11:07 AM Adam and Eve
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goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 16063
Loc: Katy, TX
When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!
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Originally Posted By: KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

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#7206318 - 06/23/18 01:06 PM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 38204
Loc: Over yonder.....
F-
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Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#7206378 - 06/23/18 02:19 PM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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Bird Dog

Registered: 12/03/11
Posts: 356
Loc: Burleson TX
Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
F-


This
frown

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#7206382 - 06/23/18 02:25 PM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Tracker

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 784
Loc: Texas
clapMy wife loved it.
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

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#7206551 - 06/23/18 05:12 PM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 5213
Loc: Argyle
Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
FU


FIFY

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#7206833 - 06/23/18 11:31 PM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 16063
Loc: Katy, TX
Tough room.. roflmao
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Originally Posted By: KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

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#7206856 - 06/24/18 01:35 AM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Chihuahua

Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 11451
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
roflmao

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#7207718 - 06/25/18 06:13 AM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Veteran Tracker

Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 2044
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
scratch bs

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#7207763 - 06/25/18 07:33 AM Re: Adam and Eve [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Tracker

Registered: 10/05/15
Posts: 685
Loc: Texas
flush
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