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#7205543 - 06/22/18 07:54 PM Alabama Divorce Court
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A judge was interviewing an Alabama woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents."

The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No, we have a two car carport and have never really needed one because we don't have a car"

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap trap --- but we can't seem to do anything about it."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?”

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does. The damn fool says he can't communicate with me."

#7205570 - 06/22/18 08:20 PM Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: mikei]
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ok Mikei, that's a good one. A
Press for an AMERICAN.

#7205779 - 06/22/18 10:35 PM Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: mikei]
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#7205994 - 06/23/18 07:14 AM Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: mikei]
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#7206021 - 06/23/18 07:53 AM Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: fray]
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Originally Posted By: fray


Judge: Divorce granted!
"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#7206043 - 06/23/18 08:22 AM Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: mikei]
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway

#7206115 - 06/23/18 09:21 AM Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: mikei]
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I have a short attention spa

#7206222 - 06/23/18 11:09 AM Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: mikei]
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Good one! clap

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

#7206913 - 06/24/18 07:29 AM Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: mikei]
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That's funny right there...

#7207915 - 06/25/18 09:53 AM Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: mikei]
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