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#7204474 - 06/21/18 06:12 PM Oldie but goodie
TXHOGSLAYER Offline
goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 15363
Loc: Katy, TX
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’
‘I'm Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’




















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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#7204501 - 06/21/18 06:26 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
rickym Offline
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Registered: 06/14/15
Posts: 5849
Loc: texas
It’s a good old one, but it just doesn’t have enough for today. C-
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#7204508 - 06/21/18 06:31 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 18329
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Thank you Jesus.

Solid A
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#7204604 - 06/21/18 08:16 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
pkhunter624 Offline
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Registered: 10/03/07
Posts: 320
Loc: Fort Worth, Texas
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#7204605 - 06/21/18 08:18 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Registered: 10/26/07
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That’s funny!!!
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#7204805 - 06/22/18 06:09 AM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
fray Offline
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 660
Loc: Commerce, TX
Cool clap

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#7204811 - 06/22/18 06:20 AM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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#7204859 - 06/22/18 07:40 AM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
Ders26 Offline
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Registered: 09/08/16
Posts: 89
clap

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#7205222 - 06/22/18 02:58 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: Cast]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 5111
Loc: Argyle
Originally Posted By: Cast
Thank you Jesus.

Solid A


roflmao

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#7205241 - 06/22/18 03:20 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
TXHOGSLAYER Offline
goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 15363
Loc: Katy, TX
Ricky you seem to be in the minority on this one. roflmao
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#7205491 - 06/22/18 06:54 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TEXASLEFTY]
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Originally Posted By: TEXASLEFTY
That’s funny!!!
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#7205782 - 06/22/18 10:37 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
Breath-Taker Whitetails Offline
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An all time great
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