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#7204474 - 06/21/18 06:12 PM Oldie but goodie
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goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
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Loc: Katy, TX
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’
‘I'm Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’




















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Originally Posted By: KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

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#7204501 - 06/21/18 06:26 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Registered: 06/14/15
Posts: 6049
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It’s a good old one, but it just doesn’t have enough for today. C-
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Wingshooting is like sex for me - I love doing it but I'm just not that good at it.

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#7204508 - 06/21/18 06:31 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Registered: 12/14/08
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Thank you Jesus.

Solid A
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I have a short attention spa

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#7204604 - 06/21/18 08:16 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Loc: Fort Worth, Texas
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#7204605 - 06/21/18 08:18 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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That’s funny!!!
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#7204805 - 06/22/18 06:09 AM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
fray Offline
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 703
Loc: Commerce, TX
Cool clap

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#7204811 - 06/22/18 06:20 AM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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#7204859 - 06/22/18 07:40 AM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Woodsman

Registered: 09/08/16
Posts: 120
clap

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#7205222 - 06/22/18 02:58 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: Cast]
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Originally Posted By: Cast
Thank you Jesus.

Solid A


roflmao

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#7205241 - 06/22/18 03:20 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 16061
Loc: Katy, TX
Ricky you seem to be in the minority on this one. roflmao
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Originally Posted By: KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

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#7205491 - 06/22/18 06:54 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TEXASLEFTY]
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Originally Posted By: TEXASLEFTY
That’s funny!!!
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Milf does the trick.

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#7205782 - 06/22/18 10:37 PM Re: Oldie but goodie [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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An all time great
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