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#7198427 - 06/15/18 09:51 AM Gorilla Removal
fray Offline

Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 702
Loc: Commerce, TX
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there is an ad for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he can be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do?", asked the homeowner. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go on the roof and knock the gorilla of the roof with the baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab is testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to get him in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?", asked the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off, shoot the dog!"

#7198440 - 06/15/18 10:03 AM Re: Gorilla Removal [Re: fray]
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 1291
Loc: Jack County
up peep

#7198445 - 06/15/18 10:04 AM Re: Gorilla Removal [Re: fray]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 18553
Loc: North Texas - God's Country

I have a short attention spa

#7199779 - 06/16/18 07:39 PM Re: Gorilla Removal [Re: fray]
TXHOGSLAYER Online   content

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 16049
Loc: Katy, TX
Originally Posted By: KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

#7200051 - 06/17/18 08:35 AM Re: Gorilla Removal [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 6326
Loc: Helotes, Hext
Originally Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER

but goodie

"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#7200179 - 06/17/18 12:15 PM Re: Gorilla Removal [Re: Simple Searcher]
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Originally Posted By: Simple Searcher
Originally Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER

but goodie

Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

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#7200208 - 06/17/18 12:49 PM Re: Gorilla Removal [Re: fray]
Team Hillbilly Offline
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#7200740 - 06/18/18 12:48 AM Re: Gorilla Removal [Re: fray]
Cajun Raider Offline

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 784
Loc: Texas
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#7200759 - 06/18/18 03:04 AM Re: Gorilla Removal [Re: fray]
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