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#7196520 - 06/13/18 09:28 AM The new job
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So, this guy starts a new job and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary."
The guy says, "What's wrong with her?" The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous.
The boss says, "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only ugly, she's as dumb as a brick."
The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth it."
The boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary and build you a mansion on Long Island."
The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when they have relations.
About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and he's about to hang it on the wall.
He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife, "Bring me a hammer."
She mumbles, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer," and she fetches the hammer.
The guy says, "Get me some nails."
She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the nails," and she gets him some nails.
The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his thumb, and he yells, "the Fbomb!"
She mumbles, "Get the bag. Get the bag."
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#7196530 - 06/13/18 09:41 AM Re: The new job [Re: Bass&More]
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#7196556 - 06/13/18 10:01 AM Re: The new job [Re: Bass&More]
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#7200764 - 06/18/18 03:12 AM Re: The new job [Re: Bass&More]
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eeks333 bolt

#7200871 - 06/18/18 08:22 AM Re: The new job [Re: Bass&More]
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#7200942 - 06/18/18 09:37 AM Re: The new job [Re: Bass&More]
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#7201151 - 06/18/18 01:27 PM Re: The new job [Re: Bass&More]
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