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#7194997 - 06/11/18 01:36 PM The price of gas in Paris
bill oxner Offline
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A thief in Paris jplanned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre




After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings,
and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,

'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no Monet


To buy Degas


To make the Van Gogh.'


See if you have De Gaulle to
send this on to someone else....


I sent it to you because I figured
I had nothing Toulouse












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#7195005 - 06/11/18 01:43 PM Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner]
Always ready 2 hunt Offline
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Hey Ox, that's pretty good. Did you come up with it or 'borrow it' from somewhere?

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#7195074 - 06/11/18 03:33 PM Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner]
bill oxner Offline
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Got it from a friend.
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#7195154 - 06/11/18 05:11 PM Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner]
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#7195257 - 06/11/18 06:47 PM Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner]
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Good try
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#7195412 - 06/11/18 09:43 PM Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner]
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I liked it. Thanks for posting it. Good way to class up this joint bolt
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#7195431 - 06/11/18 10:01 PM Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner]
djs303 Offline
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clap

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#7195492 - 06/12/18 03:47 AM Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: HuntingTexas]
pigplinker Online   happy
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Registered: 08/07/11
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Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
Originally Posted By: HuntingTexas
I liked it. Thanks for posting it. Good way to class up this joint bolt


X 2 up

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#7195493 - 06/12/18 03:47 AM Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner]
pigplinker Online   happy
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Originally Posted By: HuntingTexas
I liked it. Thanks for posting it. Good way to class up this joint bolt


X 2 up whoops double clutched.


Edited by pigplinker (06/12/18 03:48 AM)

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