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#7191328 - 06/07/18 01:25 PM Nervious at the dentist
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There was a 80 Year old lady that was just about to have a dental procedural done. The Dentist noticed how nervous she was, and thought he might calm her down with a joke.

As he put his exam gloves on he asked her if she knew how they were made, she responded no. He told her that they were made in Mexico, that there was a large vat of liquid latex surrounded by guys with differing size hands. They would all put their hands into the vat and pull them back out. When the latex dried they wold role them off and do it again. Te elderly lady found not humor int the story, so the dentist proceeded with the job.

About 5 Min into the procedure the elderly woman began to laugh, she laughed so hard that the dentist had to stop the procedure.

He asked her what was so funny.

She said, Oh I just happened to think of how they have to make Condoms!!!
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#7191383 - 06/07/18 02:12 PM Re: Nervious at the dentist [Re: rdhibbs]
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#7191621 - 06/07/18 06:27 PM Re: Nervious at the dentist [Re: rdhibbs]
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